Miscellaneous: Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in...

By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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Hygienic

By imfullthanks - 14/03/2009 23:06 - Norway

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 04:33 - Canada

Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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Late arrival

By Nikki Lynn Richardson - 18/05/2020 02:00

Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML

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Taking the piss

By allie - 31/05/2021 22:01

Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:56

i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.

Nuklear 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:54

clever.

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OuttaMind 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:40

this seriously made me LOL.

Burgundy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:42

i soooo agree with #4

Cecona 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:23

@6 Interesting troll method. Definitely a troll because well...for one he is pretending to be an overly religious nut case on a site that has a lot of stories that some religious people would find wrong and disturbing. And god is against abortion, including the coat hanger method :)

whitey_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:00

so. are you preggers?

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:26

Why would you believe that? It wasn't even a good lie. You deserved it.

zap_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:49

Yeah, what were the results?

snowflakes23 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:24

Like someone said before me they don't test allergies with urine, not to mention they would have made an appointment and done a urine test when you were actually in the office. They would have never called home and asked you to send them some.

Heatstreak 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:08

lol she's pro

commonsense31 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:54

Hey monkey speaks that was f***ing amazing maybe people won't write long annoying comments like ellykhoshkele again that sound like utter b.s. And maybe think before commenting. Not thinking everyone will just agree with you because they think they have a major in something.if that's the case I have a major in calling out b.s. Hahahahaha