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awww---maybe you should talk to your mom about your privacy rights as a human being. geeze. @#6-Not everyone follows the same faith as you, don't be so judgmental. and why are you on this site if you do hold such strong beliefs? theres so many arguments i could put forth, but its not worth it.
@6 That. is. beautiful. But seriously, not a white-hot coat-hanger? Or better yet, a white-hot metal cross with a short enough cross-piece to fit? @Reactions to 6: what the hell? You think he's serious? Did you sign a contract when you started working for the airport security bomb squad never ever ever to assume sarcasm? @61/62 why do idiots like you have to take up not one, but two spaces? Yes, there should be a certain amount of trust between parent and teenager, but this is all too frequently lost in modern households often when the parent assumes the exact same attitude as you have. It's her house... but it's the OP's life. And precious bodily fluids. And sometimes "I did it because I love you so much" isn't a good enough excuse to try to control someone's life. No offense, but if you try raising a child with those beliefs, they WILL rebel, you WILL fail to control them, and "I love you" won't make everything magically better. Sorry.
wowww your mom is a bitch :( Invasion of privacy! LOL at the piss thief comment.
#64, watch ur language! if u have something to say, dun insult by calling me an idiot! so in ur opinion, we should let teenagers do anything they want? i am a teenager myself but i believe in honesty! like i said in my previous post, i think wat her mum did was horrible! i am not supporting it! because i believe in privacy! BUT i believe the person who pushed her mum to do this is she herself! cuz she has probably done things that has caused her mum to loose all trust in her! and she probably didn't directly ask her cuz she probably has a history of lying to her mum! and FYI, psychologically speaking, these children probably never had enough love and thus are hateful of their parents! ( i am a psychology major!!) and as for the second comment i made, that girl said she was 8 months pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wat does that say about trust to u? if teenagers dun trust their parents and thus do anything that they wish to, y should they expect their parents to trust them and forgive them for everything?! and this FML is written in a one sided manner! and i said that as for the girl, i agree wat her mum did was horrible! BUT i am saying there is always 2 sides to a story! so i am giving the mother the benefit of a doubt! thats it!
Ellykhoshkele you are an idiot hence why people call you one my evidence being that u say ur a psychology major but ur a teenager so you think you would be smart but you can't read to save ur life cuz the girl who said her mom did this was 8 WEEKS pregnant not MONTHS and u have to be an idiot to mix the two
hahaha that sucks, i seriously hope you weren't pregnant, thats so ****** up. i definitely thought it had to do with a drug test or something too..oh and hahahhaahha@6.
hahahhahaah greenman gets my vote for being the most awesome.. and all you people who got offended by #6 and turned it into a whole God debate are idiots he was CLEARLYYY joking seriously he said 'premarital sex is wrong' and then followed it with 'dont be surprised if your mom takes a hanger to your snatch'..im pretty sure an abortion,especially performed with a hanger, is frowned upon by someone who is against premarital sex..
OP, you should have known that there is no way you can test allergies on urine! And #6. bet you'll b bummed out when you find out God is really the Flying Spagetti Monster! :D
Ahh pastafarian lmao
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i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.
clever.