Miscellaneous: Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While...

By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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Open door policy

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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By ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

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By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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skatergirl9875 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:03

dont worry my mom does it all the time... :/

humzizzl3 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:03

I'm guessing you two have an interesting relationship

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AnynomousPerson 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:10

dont leave the door open when you take a piss. YDI. Dumbass.

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:15

atleast she wasn't getting 'satisfaction' from this.

rolandinho 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:15

you came out her, what's the big deal?

shotgunsinner4 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:15

I guess this would be more awkward if you're a guy. but im a girl and my mom does that sometimes. so what? you came out of her body!

sleepyN 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:15

that's hott!

Glidefedt 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:19

my mom does that too...

kateleen16 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:20

how is this an fml....?

EmoBallerina666 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:23

hmmmm your mother does that too? o.O

jamboy51 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:26

oh god scared for life 8o

marie12bebe 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:27

everyones mom does that

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