well lets think about this forever shall we?? nipples? cream? baby? shit!

awesome

i woulda beeeen lyke "hes searchin for his keys, and they happened to fall into my wits

could have been worse, you could have been liking whip cream off his "cone"

what does op mean

omfg that is sooo funny

Ok a couple things based on comments i saw for this one 1. I saw shit where someone said to get a hotel room. Are you for real? The point of giving your kid a house to live in is so that they have somewhere safe to be when they do shit like that. Would you rather them go out at night to a park to hook up and then have something happen to them? Yeah...thats what i though you twats 2. To the person FMLing. I will give you a FYL on this because i know what its like to be caught in weird situations. Although, I will give you a little bit of a YDI because youd think youd want a man to do that for you. 3. There are ages where its too young to have sex, but trying to control your kids having sex will make them want to do it more. If you dont realize that, your stupid and you should go to a shrink and take another look at yourself as a parent because the more you try to control your kid the more they will defy you. When i was growing up, kids were losing their virginity at 12-13 and they are normal now so i dont see how it really mattered. 4. Fail vs. Win...i will call it a FAIL

bet your mom was looking for that whipped cream when your dad got home

LUCKY!

Apparently, locks are a thing of the past, for the people here.