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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By fml - 07/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Friday 26 February 2010 23:04

LMFAO

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 26 February 2010 23:07

...Bon appetitty?

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XPredatorX 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:49

it could be worse, she could have walked in on you licking whipped cream off HIS nipples.

dsouthworth 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:22

oh man. that would blow.

killahitlah 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:32

kinky

freaky_farzy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:50

lol. I'm sure ur mom has done this b4...

mrnipples7311 13

Monday 1 March 2010 4:22

mmmmm nipple flavor

georgiinaa 0

Monday 1 March 2010 8:32

fat **** your poor mother she prob got aroused by it tho..bought back some memories from what the milkman used to do to her ;D

terror_twins 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:12

hahaha that sucks

says_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:57

i was trying to be quiet in class reading these when the teacher was wasnt looking, i read this and got caught with my ipod and got it tooken away cause i laughed so hard. fml.

cautionxflirt08 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:40

Sam...you can't really be that dumb, 'what's a trombone?' 'what's a Denver?' commmmon now...it's not cute.

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:03

not trying to be.

blinkibear 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:51

awwwww noo that's embaressing!

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