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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By fml - 07/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Friday 26 February 2010 23:04

LMFAO

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 26 February 2010 23:07

...Bon appetitty?

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thedeepthinker 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 5:53

That is an exciting thought.....

MikeyyyyLover 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 23:04

ydi for still living with ur mother and trying to be sexy.

Cl8rs 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 18:47

you never do that when the parents are home! YDI

skrat 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:55

lock the door???

LPEasierToRn 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:51

lock the door!

ijustlaugh 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:37

you totally deserved it for doing things like that at your parents home/when your parents were around!

massnerder420 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:23

Yummm

MothsWings 4

Friday 1 July 2011 3:06

Um...lock the door.

drunkenmunky908 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:16

HOTT. until ur mum walked in lol im sowwy it happened xD

valekseye 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

Why do kids do this stuff when their door is unlocked and parents are up? Be smart about it!

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