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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By fml - 07/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Friday 26 February 2010 23:04

LMFAO

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 26 February 2010 23:07

...Bon appetitty?

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kaitlinQ 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:26

that's is so nasty you hoar!!!

coltsluvr123 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:50

ummmm lock the door next time maybe...?

ralphyr 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:05

get your own place loser.

iheartangus 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:11

lovely

bihero 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:45

i will let her watch ...

justanotherhuman 21

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:02

Dear Op, YDI. Door locks and discretion go a long way in preventing things like this from occurring. You failed.

kingwaldo 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:19

Wow lock your ******* door.

kayPandastyle 15

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:29

haha fuckn hilarious!! xD

0mfgz 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:41

Sounds hot.

mpclaw 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:50

way cool. Did mom ask for the whipped cream and want to join in?

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