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By Anonymity - 28/03/2009 03:15 - Canada

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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By TheRunaway21 - 06/04/2015 20:49 - United States

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 03:07 - United States - Dover

Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML

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By NotSoAnon - 13/08/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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By Anza - 29/06/2011 06:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML

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By I’d rather be homeless - 24/01/2022 17:01

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2011 07:07

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

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By Levi2411 - 21/11/2018 17:30

Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML

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babydoll86_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 12:05

Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 28 March 2009 10:50

Ouch. O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

Comments

eeee93757 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:05

This is called a 'JOKE' say it with me....'J..O..K..E..' I guess the sense of humor doesn't run in the family.

genius_man16 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:38

lol @ #17 that wins for sure but i agree with #12 & #13 if you are fat, do something about it, and nobody better say "maybe she's happy with her body" because she wouldn't have made this an FML if she was take a run, do some excersise, but posting an FML on a website isn't going to make you skinnier

shantoyamuchluv 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:39

If you really wanted to be polite, you would have offered vacuum for her, fatass.

omgyourface 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

If you insist on eating too much, at least take the potato chips on the treadmill. =]

thegoodlifeNOT 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:51

bahahahahahah

sunshyne84_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:05

I think we can come to the conclusion that mothers are bitches

blargity 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:11

maybe the person who posted this isn't overweight, but her mom thinks so and everyone is "fat" #9, or maybe #1 didn't feel like using contractions?

podrummer9209 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 7:16

Yeah uh... Advice: Don't get bitchy when people comment on your size. Either you're fat, or you're a victim of the anorexia trend. Either way, someone thinks you're too fat. So... If you're fat, either live with it, or diet. Not hard. I'm not exactly a small guy and I don't get on here going OMG MY LIFE SUXORZ every time someone calls me fat. I just insult them twice as bad over a flaw they have *shrug*