By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 245
You deserved it 6 788

Same thing different taste

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derpherp 0

Take action, take her wedding ring and pawn it. Then tell her "you owe me for bringing into this world." :P

Hidan_fml 0

K, #2 you're a fuckface and I'm gonna try to translate what you said. scnd... thnk (Second... think) nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr (now steal 400 from her and blame it on our neighbor) Even if you didn't use your retarded language, it's still a pretty ******* retarded plan, #2.

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And then you would die. She brought you in this inferno of a world, and she can take you out.

APurpleWaffle 0

#55. Yep.. because most 30-40 something old women can win a fight against a teen-20 something year old male.. yep... Hell, if my mom tried to 'take me out of this world because she brought me into it' I would beat her ass in a heartbeat. I don't care if you're my mom, if you lay a hand on me I'm going to defend myself.

justbigbs 6

If you still live in her house, you shouldn't complain, if she took care of you , you should be given her money anyways. If she not the "good" mom, tough luck, move the F out.

Link5794 18

You shouldn't have to pay your parents for raising you. It's their responsibility as parents to raise you until you're 18. The OP shouldn't have to stand for that bullshit.

Mortoli 30

aye but op never said he was under 18. he could be older. in any case i pay this much for rent to my mom so if she ever stole that amount from me id just say thats her payment for the week lol. in any case op sorry for your luck. hide your valuables better yeah?

she can pay u off in dandwich making

LOL WTF?! dude you're like 10 yrs old, where would you get triple figure $ for your mum to steal? Unless that kid in the profile is not you then this is about to get really akward.

when i was ten i had more then three hundred

Maybe because when you're 10, you got nothing to use money on..

This is one of those FMLs where I actually feel sorry for OP.

Yes she is right, she carried you 9 months and let you out through her v*****,and there is alots of more you can't pay her back. I bet, you can't keep just a finger up your ass for an hour.

35- This is funny- you can't type the word ******, but you can type the word ass. Very amusing!

scarletpenguin 16

#35, Just giving birth to a child doesn't not automatically entitle a parent to do whatever they want with them. The woman had sex, she had a child, and she's required to pay for her kid to grow up and be a human being and if a father figure is present, they help out too. She chose to have the baby, therefore, she is required to take up the responsibilities that comes with having children which includes paying for their needs. If a person doesn't want the burden of paying for their children, then they should not breed. The OP doesn't "owe" his mother anything unless he had specifically taken some sort of loan from her that was documented down. So keep your rude remarks about the OP to yourself. Hmph, people these days.

xlilxmissxallyx3 0

honestly, i just gave birth to a 7 pound baby, naturally, with no drugs. after what happend to my ****** after, the pain to where you think you would die...YOU DEFFINATLY DO OWE HER! seriously. no exaggurations. my friend asked me if i would take a billion dollars for my baby. & i said NO, because not even a billion dollars could fix what he did to me.

scarletpenguin 16

#37, Read what I wrote to #35 because it applies to you too. Sheesh, people make it seem like being a child to a parent is such a crime these days.

CheshireHalli 19

Your baby didn't do shit to you. You could have done it different. Your fault you were in so much pain during the birth, not the baby's. God, you sound so much like an entitled brat. "Wah! I made it hard on myself! My kids owe me for that!" They didn't ask to be born. If this sounds mean, I'm half sorry. I hate people who think that their child owes them just because they birthed them.

I completely agree with #44 You chose to have the baby, so you deserve it. You chose to have no drugs. Stop whinging about your ******, no one wants to hear about how gross and deformed your baby made it. I feel sorry for kids whose parents think they owe them...

#44 I agree with you, as well. I am a mother-to-be and I'm not concerned about how painful the birth will be or what its going to do to my body. I'll be grateful that I have a child, not think that he/she owes me anything. There are some people in this world who will never get to know what its like.

If you spell definitely with an A you're definitely an asshole. T.T If you're gonna type a word in all CAPS you should spell it right to make it more effective.

evildeadfan420 0

are you an idiot? before you answer I'll tell you. YES YOU ABSOLUTELY ARE! So, bc you spread your legs and didn't make some random guy wear a condom it's your childs fault? STFU. stupid people shouldn't breed. let's hope your stupidity doesn't rub off on the child and he/she learns from your ignorence. also that you're not able to mess the child up in the head. horrible parents like you are the reason why the youth of this nation have gone to crap. if my words seem harsh, think for a moment and look up the word "blunt"

Suck it up. I have fibromyalgia with three babies, only one was under seven pounds. I was laughing during the labor and delivery. I wouldn't steal money from my kids... I just make them do chores.

xlilxmissxallyx3 0

lmaooo im a badd parent???? hunny im with my son LITERALLY 24/7 because hes suchhh a mommas boy he will not let anyone else hold him. not his father, grandparents, no one. some days i dont even eat cause i dont want to leave his side. im strictly breastfeeding because its the best thing for any child. i take him to church every sunday where he was baptized, the same church i was baptized at an went every sunday of my whole life. he doesnt take a pacifier cause he doesnt need one, and doesnt even have interest in toys because he'd rather play with me all day. do you know me? obviously not.

APurpleWaffle 0

Oh yeah, you know, most babies at a few months are walking around making themselves a sandwich and a glass of milk, walking to the bathroom and going themselves. So you always being by your babies side is abnormal, and you should be awarded for it. STFU YOU IDIOT! Babies HAVE to have constant attention when they're young, they can't do anything for themselves, without the mother taking care of them they would DIE. You aren't a good mother, you aren't a bad mother, you're just doing what you're supposed to be doing. But baptising it and taking it to church does make you a bad mother, IMO. Forcing any belief, nomatter the belief down the throat of someone too young to think and decide for themselves what they believe is ignorant. Wait untill they're old enough to decide what they believe, look at the facts of every religion/belief system themselves and let them decide what they believe, instead of forcing it upon them because its what YOU think is best. Damn catholic or christian religion bullshit. The ONLY reason they're so big is because they FORCE people to believe by force feeding people their bull written by illiterate (yes, illiterate, they had scribes write down what they said for them) old drunk men 2000 years ago, from the time they're babies too young to think for themselves. If they REALLy wanted the best for their children, they would wait untll they're old enough to think on their own, say 15-20, and present them with ALL of the facts of EVERY belief, not just your own. If you really want whats bestfor your child, LET THEM DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES WHAT TEY BELIEVE.

PeeNaught 3

Purple waffle, first off, should've been blue waffle being that your attitude appears just as ugly, second, I've never in my life gone so low as to believe that a person's conception should've been stopped by a condom...go you...I get the distinct feeling you have no children of your own...while I'm a firm believer that a child owes their parents nothing simply because they were born, I'm also a form believer that those with out children have NO place to comment on someone else' parenting...or parenting beliefs, as parents ( I've two of my own with my third on the way, just to clarify myself as a parent with where this is headed ) we each hold our own in a way that childless people don't and can't therefore you don't have a place to put an unexperienced opinion out in this particular topic, point blank...for the record, while somethings are not up for discussion there are many things and certainly on important things my babies will be allowed their own will and opinions, no matter how much I might disagree...let the flaming begin, I couldn't care less...good day

countryb_cth 38

What I can't seem to understand is why the hell won't #103 let the baby be held by the father and other family members. That is bad for the baby. Babies need to bond with family, especially the father so they know who they are and can get diversity. Also its really sad that #103 thinks her baby owes her because she decided to have a baby and do a natural birth. Smh

#41, I agree with you entirely. Just because she is a mother, it does not mean that her child owes her. She chose to have a child and with that, comes all kinds of responsibility, Including financial responsibility. If I were them, I would threaten with legal action. I would class that as stealing.

Tell her you will take it out in trade. That should get you about 30 hits of that stuff.