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If it's a copied FML, then give us a link already, noobcake.
THIS WAS A COPIED COMMENT THIS WAS A COPIED Oh, original comment was moderated. Great, thanks Sirin. Sheesh. I love that gold star next to the mods' comments. Makes you look all 4-star general...ish.
I know you meant to say 5-star generals. Nobody would be foolish enough to call us 4-star generals. I'm certain of it.
R-r-r-r-ight. Yes, 5. It's right next to 4, so clearly it was a typo. Please don't ban me please don't ban me please don't put a broomstick in my ass again please don't ban me
All right, but I'm still cutting your rations, as I do like clockwork.
Exactly. So why are you here? ZING! Thanks very much, folks. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters. Try the pork.
The problem with the FML staff symbol is that it means you can't thumbs-up the mods' comments. *mental note: Next time I'm in Paris, go find FML HQ so I can high-five Sirin*
ok noob, yes there was an fml about a man going on a hike with some other guy, forgetting his keys in the other car and not realizing till they were x miles away before. that doesn't mean that it couldn't happen to someone else though. I do remember another fml like this, but it is possible to happen to others too, because this is the Earth, and us Earthlings are bound to repeat errors... People often leave car keys o. their cars...
[omg double post repost noob]
hey "mum" caaaaabs are heeeeere!!!
hahaha jersey shore reference
You could've just smashed the window and hot-wired your car..
Call for rescue? Please tell me you didn't forget the phone in your other pants.
and why didnt you check before you left your moms car to make sure you had everything? including your car keys
this is old. I've seen this one before.
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This wouldn't have been a problem if you'd remembered to bring your emergency jetpacks.
yaaaay you got some exercise :)