Transportation: Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left...

By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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By frgn8r - 31/05/2010 11:59 - Australia

Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By manderpander21 - 17/03/2015 00:56 - United States - Bronx

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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Stuck

By Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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Running late

By albert - 13/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

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Been there, done that

By lukey101 - 14/08/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I finally got home after driving solo for 4 full days across Australia. I left my house keys where I started. FML

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Thursday 4 November 2010 0:11

This wouldn't have been a problem if you'd remembered to bring your emergency jetpacks.

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:12

yaaaay you got some exercise :)

Comments

THERIAULT 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 11:25

make a double and keep in your wallet ! just dont lose your wallet and this wont happen ever again...

ilovemydoodle123 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 11:34

I've heard this one before!

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:09

This is a duplicate from a while back... How does this happen? Is op stupid enough to do it twice?

ilikecatsanddogs 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:52

haha that sux but at least you get more extrasize!

forever_new 3

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:02

Wow OP, FYL for posting an unoriginal FML. I've most certainly read this one before.

funzcpl 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:37

you wanted to hike

Syrael 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 22:00

:P always keep your keys in your pockets, YDI for being a goldfish ^.~

priya03 0

Friday 5 November 2010 2:45

who calls there mom mum wtf??

IxIBAZIxI 2

Friday 5 November 2010 3:36

Your grammar insults me, their* And in the actual English language (not American English) that's how it is spelled.

SixDeuce 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:12

Read this before, could very well have happened to you, but I'm seeing people repost FMLs and that's pathetic.

silversonic75 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:08

......And so, the epic journey for the legendary Car Keys begins where the infamous Trail Of Forgetfullness comes to an end. Now our weary heroes must make the long trek back the way they came in order to obtain this item that is vital to their survival on the unforgiving Mt. Stupidity. However, they shouldn't see this as a trial of suffering. For it is the journey that defines the adventure, not the destination. But they really do need to remember the car keys next time. Join us next week for another exciting episode from: Tales Of The Unprepared!!