By FML - 21/12/2013 16:58 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 232
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Same thing different taste

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challan 19

Dude looks like a lady. *air guitar solo*

ashalayx 13

this time of year? every second of the year

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chicks dig femmies. Passing for a girl makes you no less a man. Some of my friends are the same and have learned to love it.

If needed get a hair cut...I had that happen before...

turdontoast 8

I accidentally did the same thing today. Granted I work in a store that mostly women shop at, but I barely glanced up because I worked a double and my mind wasn't working, and said, "Hello ladies." Look up and BAM... 6 foot guy with a 3 foot beard. Definitely not a lady.

snowdreak 12

As a server I accidentally do that a lot because I walk from behind. Don't take it to heart it could have been a quick error. I'm sure you're still an awesome gentleman!

Aw. It's lovely that you're still thoughtful of your mother in this situation!

Well time to get a make over for both you and your ma OP

kotake 7

Hi, this is the OP... I made an account to comment, not sure how "proving myself" goes as I didn't include an email and that's not where I live. I also don't think I spelled "mum" but instead used "mom", but every other word I know I wrote it exactly as written. ANYWAYS explanations: 1. I have long hair for a guy, but medium-short hair for a girl. It barely hits my shoulders (planning to donate it once it gets a good enough length). In any case I don't care about the event too much, I was much more surprised than offended. I am thin, but at the same time I am of course flat chested, somewhat hairy, and don't have hips. Also I was wearing pretty guy-ish clothing (and nothing typically feminine like jewelry, make up, etc.) but I guess I could pass for a no-nonsense gal in the right light. That's why I was surprised, since it never really happened before. 2. This actually happened twice in 20 minutes, which is why I decided to post about it. It was at a restaurant, the woman seating us called us ladies and then I'm not sure why but a man walking by (looked like a manager) started conversation and greeted us as ladies. It was actually funny, and didn't distract from conversation much. In fact that's why I posted it, so everyone could get a laugh :P. Didn't actually expect it to be posted though, so I didn't include an email or anything >.<

I guess you took her femininity away from her when she have birth to you

Time to go on a diet and get rid of them Manboobs...