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By FML - 21/12/2013 16:58 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML

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By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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By maggu - 11/02/2013 04:26 - Denmark

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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By anonymous - 16/01/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

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challan 19

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:20

Dude looks like a lady. *air guitar solo*

ashalayx 13

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:24

this time of year? every second of the year

Comments

cakeandfilm 13

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:27

You might want to reevaluate your fashion choices...

MysticMonkey 9

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:39

There's so many FMLs like this on here. Is a very common occurence it seems.

cathrope 10

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:40

No worries OP. I get called ma'am at work right to my face and I have a full mustache and goatee

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Sunday 22 December 2013 5:45

Well so does my aunt, but that doesn't stop her from being a woman.

jazzy_123 20

Monday 23 December 2013 17:53

I don't care if I get down voted but that was freaking hilarious! x)

breakinlegs 19

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:41

how long is your hair?

brook86 4

Sunday 22 December 2013 5:16

What does the length of hair have to do with anything?

clever_name_here 7

Sunday 22 December 2013 16:09

I have long hair and people call me a girl

Wizardo 33

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:41

Juice up via a needle in the arse, if that doesn't appeal to you then there's always a wardrobe and exercise change - never too late.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 22 December 2013 2:00

I say if you look feminine, don't fight it. Own it. "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"

SammyS2012 21

Sunday 22 December 2013 3:25

doc, do you feel pretty, and witty, and gay?

jazzy_123 20

Monday 23 December 2013 17:56

no, he probably feels pretty and witty and bright.

Raykyogrou03 12

Sunday 22 December 2013 2:05

you forgot to specify if you are a flaming homosexual (in which case the person was probably right)

mattsengale 8

Sunday 22 December 2013 2:32

I feel your pain! I get called a lady all the time! I actually had a dude slap my ass before, because he thought I was a girl...

challan 19

Sunday 22 December 2013 2:59

it might be the one direction hair cut.

jazzy_123 20

Monday 23 December 2013 17:57

slapping your ass? Dude that's freakin weird. Maybe you should evaluate yourself and determine the cause....

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Sunday 22 December 2013 3:07

Next time you meet this guy, shave all your hair off, get a handlebar moustache and torn/dirty overalls. If you are still called a lady...you are pretty much a basket case.