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By flattened - 10/02/2011 10:58

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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Licence to drive

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 17:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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conniebaby67 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 15:56

Omg that's horrible.

Doortje 29

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:00

I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(

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Survivor2001 10

Friday 8 February 2013 4:26

OMG I'm so sorry I hope you can get a new one

ikilledaman 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 1:22

I am horrible for saying this, but your name is really ironic D:

unlucky_lucy 17

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:38

Awwww that is terrible Im crying :'(

BeautifulChaos27 37

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:53

I think my heart just broke... omg. :'(

tournamentdecide 33

Sunday 13 April 2014 8:20

My god that's horrible. Yet I still laughed. I'm sorry..

duck2854 4

Wednesday 21 May 2014 2:44

That's just horrible

LuthienSilimaure 7

Sunday 29 June 2014 0:01

OH ****!!!

Rainyknights22 16

Wednesday 24 June 2015 19:17

That is horrible ?

GUYMAINE 16

Wednesday 28 November 2018 9:51

talk about a carbon offset

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