By Stheno - 16/09/2013 12:49 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my mum got engaged to her American pen-pal, who is in prison over there for murder. FML
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Stheno 14

Sorry it took so long to write back I didn't know my FML got posted :) Now to explain a little. It turns out his trail wasn't fair and the reason he was found guilty was because his cell mate made a deal to get out of being sentenced if he lied about my step father admitting to murdering someone. His da also turned out to be an alcoholic. There is no evidence connecting my step father of the murder and now we're working on getting him released :)

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

He must be a killer romantic. No? I'll show myself out.

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Ms_ValS 27

Disgusting how some women go for murderers. Or rapists. These women are twisted inside.

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ravenh1979 13

OMG!! That is scary hun!! Smh

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jw90 18

Sorry to say this OP but your mum isn't very bright.

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WhiteCrimson 23

People change lol, NOOOOOOT! Keep an eye on him OP you might catch him violate his parole and send him back just as quick as he came out!

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xplicitkontent 18

If he serves his entire sentence, he won't be on parole.

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stormchaser319 7

Elaine Figgus!!!!!!!!!

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PillowTums 1

Jeremiah Wainwright the Third

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CrazyOvrMustangs 10

Trolls. How could it possibly be that you deserve that?

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eternal_malaise 10

OP, sounds like Hybristophilia. Look it up in Wikipedia.

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kandy420 4

I hope nothing bad happens to her.

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