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By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

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kendalle_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:37

umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?

timtam24 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:39

your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock

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LilaBear 1

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:43

What were you doing behind the car when she's trying to back out of the driveway??

littlegoldwoman 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:44

Im sorry but youre the idiot here. If shes hit you once why are you standing anywhere near her backing up? Did you not learn anything the first time? Geez

catriona_cd 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 2:05

bloody queenslanders lol learn NOT to ride behind ANY reversing car.

ajb_r 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 3:11

dude, if that's your 3rd time.. you might wanna start to think it's on purpose

ultrazealot 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 3:58

YDI! "3rd time this year"...move out of the damn way!

artiststatement 21

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:24

Sounds like my friends mom who accidentally threw out allll of her legal documents including passport, birth certificate, driver's license... Everything. Looks like a certain somebody wanted my friend dead. My recommendation: Move out ASAP. It's only a matter of time before you wind up dead. On purpose. =p

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:31

is your mum a drunk?

mattmag 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:35

Perhaps you spend too much time on your bike in the driveway? Try riding it somewhere else.

xoerica9 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:39

YDI...? I personally DON'T stand behind cars when they are backing out. If I was, I would get my ass outta there ASAP so I wouldn't get hit. Legs FTW.

ChelseaQuenlyn 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:49

maybe it stopped being an accident...

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