By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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kendalle_fml 0

umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?

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timtam24 0

your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock

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smartie447 0

3rd time?? seriously?? you deserved it!

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jc21_fml 1

3 times huh? seems suspicious... maybe she is trying to kill you!

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zombiepenguins26 0

Maybe you should just learn to stay out of her way when she's backing out of the driveway. Perhaps this idiocy is genetic: She can't figure out how to turn around and look out her back window, and you can't figure out how to stay out of the way of a moving car. Please do us all a favor and don't reproduce.

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ObadiahtheSlim 2

You should probably start looking and watching for moving cars in the drive way. Remember, bikes are small and very easy to miss so you gotta be extra careful.

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spillproof 0

YDI if you haven't learned after the second time.

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jpd212 1

well, i mean you probably shouldve gotten out of the way. I mean, after all, it is a woman behind the wheel........

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pritchard27 0

In all fairness she might be trying to kill you.

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woltfire 0

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you may not be her favorite child...

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