Miscellaneous: Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons...

By Username - 28/09/2010 16:16 - France

Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, "As long as I walk under street lamps, no one is going to touch me." She replied, "Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking." FML

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By anonymous - 01/06/2009 07:05 - Korea Republic of

Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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By Bianca - 19/02/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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By Maryann - 08/02/2018 01:30

Today, I told my dad I started taking jiu-jitsu lessons. He responded by laughing and saying, "Martial arts are for pussies, you should just get a gun." FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML

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By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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By Emotional Man - 13/10/2022 02:00

Today, I've realized years of my mom and my grandma constantly "jokingly" touching me inappropriately has caused me to develop a defense mechanism where I jump out of my skin whenever anyone touches me unexpectedly, or gives me physical affection in any form. No one believes this when I tell them, because I'm a guy. FML

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Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:30

That's a little harsh, but she was probably joking. Your mum is concerned for your well being, I'd recommend getting some self defence lessons as well, as who knows how desperate any potential attackers will be. However, you also have an excellent point, OP, if you keep to well lit streets, you are less likely to be attacked on the basis. That's common sense, which is also helpful in these kind of situations.

staciieee_x3 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 0:01

LOLLL owned! PS. She was probably joking, so relax yourself.

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littlesnareboy 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 1:24

oh that was just mean lol

iknewyouwould 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 1:26

Mum, mom does it make a ******* difference?

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 29 September 2010 1:48

You kinda walked into that one. ;)

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 2:05

Rape is not about pretty. Some sickos rape an 80 year old. It's pathological not sexual. She can have a face like my cat's hiney, but he obsesses over 1 feature, hair colour, what-ev. There is the crime of date rape. It could be about the stuff above Or making out getting out of hand. Don't risk it. Prostitutes get raped the most, so try not to be mistaken for 1. Be careful online, that older guy is a loser without the skills to cope w/women, he is a Ped, not a pal. Hope this helps you not get raped. :)

Johnny6speed2 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 2:36

it must suck to be a fugly.

MrJoy 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 3:06

mom win

deafeningsilence 8

Wednesday 29 September 2010 3:20

You probably got your "ugliness" from her.(;

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 29 September 2010 3:45

People are attacked and violated in broad daylight. Get a gun and a concealed carry permit, take the gun to a firing range, use it to become familiar with it.