Health: Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she...

By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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By fatteningmeup - 26/05/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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Flattery will get you nowhere

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 14:02

Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2019 06:30 - United States - Durham

Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML

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Missing the point 101

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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By Tiny - 29/07/2014 08:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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Eat Y'self Fitter

By Shnur - 05/04/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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Hangry people

By missy - 01/06/2021 08:01

Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML

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Hendrixguy 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:06

Have some pride, (grow a backbone :/), it's just how you are. Don't be ashamed, if you are, just change. (:

russwee 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:00

once again a girl taking somthing in the wrong context, did she callu fat?? I didn't see it, she just implied u rather eat alot or eat unhealthy learn to hear and don't always asume peopleean something other than what they actually say. it will make life alot easier.

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shade609 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:34

ever occur to you that she bought them for you? ******* idiot, don't jump to conclusions. this is neither a FYL or a YDI. this is just some idiot being paranoid. if you came home and saw a 360 or a PS3 you'd be like "holy shit my girlfriend's awesome," not "OMFG there's a 360 and/or PS3 here and I don't own one so my gf's a cheating *****!" so stfu and be goddamn happy with your Levi's you stupid ****.

shade609 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:37

sorry iPod messed up and I posted on the wrong fml. lol FML

unpossible 26

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:46

Well OP, on the bright side, at least she said that she wanted to like you. She could've said she wanted to, like, eat you in order to gain more weight.

Klu_Klayu 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:56

Everybody on this site who complains about stupid shit that doesn't really matter, really should listen to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfpcxU2DK-E

Jen_J_the_J 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:02

shde609, wrong FML completely.... nice 1

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:18

How about F your moms life. If her doctor actually mentioned that she should gain she's more than just slightly underweight. I wish her luck in gaining.

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:36

maybe if you'd put down the fork and push far away from the table and ate like a peanut a day she wouldn't be saying that? and why do fat people complain on here call dr. Phil or oprah you'll get a free fork with oprah Id call her first

epicenur 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:56

it's a joke.. maybe you're a teenager?

Erindub 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:41

At your moms age her metabolism isn't as fast as yours so it'd be almost a compliment.

SirRender 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:34

The Bright Side: You're a role model.

shoguu 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:41

to hell with all the "high metabolism" stuff. eating anything the size of a person would lead to weight gain. eating a bag of celery the size of a toddler would still lead to adding a pound or two, if not a ruptured stomach and death.