By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 03:26 - United States

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, all because he heard me speaking Arabic. I was on the phone with my grandmother in Egypt. FML
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Soninuva 41

Sounds like your neighbor also wears a tinfoil hat.

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ezrocks4u 29

Start speaking in random clicks and harsh sounding made up words with other tenants whenever he is around.

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ThatHorse 15

All these people posting funny conversations is interesting, but honestly in this country we all know how it really went. Dispatcher: 9 dash 1 dash Texas, what is yer emergencie. Neighbor: i got dis here raghead speaking terrorist lingo on da fone. Dispatcher: *readies terrorist response unit* sorrie sir, we're gonna fix dat terrorist up guud for ya!

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Soninuva 41

Wow, you're a complete moron and asshat. You call OP's neighbor out for making invalid stereotypical assumptions, while you yourself perpetuate parallel negative assumptions to do so.

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naviajack626 16

I don't get why people are unliking your comment when you're totally right. Hypocrites.

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tarlax 11

How does that make them hypocrites? Sounds like you need a dictionary.

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tarlax 11

Oh, is that it? Racism? Texans aren't a race, though I'm sure some people would disagree. Whether the stereotyping is right or wrong, let's use the proper words for things, shall we?

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uzumakinurto 13

umm sorry but we would not use da in texas "da" is ghetto not Texan. we would you the and we prefer towel head or camel jockey as opposed to rag head that's outdated. if you are going to insult how we talk please at least have the correct information..call us stupid and you can manage a simple insult.

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BrotherPhil 35

@16 it's called hyperbole. Exaggeration for comic or rhetorical effect.

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okamiyazaki 8

I'm Texan and thought this was hilarious. People are too serious. :)

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musdesimd 18

Samething happened recent on Southwest airlines i think, passenger was having a conversation in arabic & got kicked out i think

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DoomedGemini 37

Yep and had to deal with police questioning.

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ThatHorse 15

Plus he wasn't allowed to fly with that airline again. They banned him.

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PeaceTurtle 17

Wow. Just sad that assumptions and stereotypes go above justice...

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Bunnyluver 20

Have you seen that episode of The Carmichael Show on NBC? I'm so sorry that you had to endure that.

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ulissey_fml 22

she sounds pharaout.

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AyaE 5

Ohh wow you're Egyptian like me woow and yeah I'm pretty sure they'll do this to me when I go there

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baldiesmom 25

I sincerely hope not. Not all Americans are idiots.

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adkim78 17

sounds like they showed up too, given that you found out..

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ragnarok1540 39

Wow, your neighbor is an ignorant and racist bastard! Maybe you can teach him the error in his ways and show him there are no hard feelings by giving him present; perhaps an old fashioned desk clock in a large white box, and don't forget to put in the batteries ...

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