Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said...

By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By deargodthepain - 02/02/2014 16:53 - United States

Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

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Can it, Whitney!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:09

I would be so embarrassed if someone did that to me. I usually sing in the shower just to have some noise in there other than the damn shower head running...

colourmealy 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:22

I wouldnt be that embarrassed just because almost everyone sounds like shit in the shower.

Comments

Jazzywrites007 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:13

MAn, Why The Eff is everyone here being so rude? You can sing in your own shower whenever you please. When The NEIGHBORS begin paying your rent THEN they can tell you how to and how not to sing.

so_me_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:33

My neighbor and I have an agreement. I can sing in the shower and he can blow his nose loudly. Both equally annoying, but we put up with it bc we understand :)

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:39

Don't sing then, it's annoying.

Tillyrainbow 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:44

Maybe it's your fault for having a bad voice? Sing softer :)

Colleennn1579 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:44

I do that all the time XD

skullbuster 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:58

On one hand, I understand being disturbed by others can be annoying...BUT, there is nothing that pisses me off more than busybody coward neighbors who slither around with those ******* anonymous notes. Paint "**** OFF" on your door and sing your offkey heart out until the neighborhood dogs are howling with ya!!!

xxcubanxx 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:15

tell that guy to **** off

fleg 9

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:44

I did something similar to my neighbor. Except he wore speedos to our pool (where I lifeguard). He was pretty heavy and his pubes would always show. I stole some HOA paper and pretended it was from the homeowner's association. I did our community a service, as I'm sure your neighbor did. FYL though.

kynzilla 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:57

You are the man.

DizzyDemon0 9

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:55

**** it. Do whatever it is that you want. You're in your own house. And as for the "noise complaint" shit..you don't get fined for that shit. Maybe if they came back multiple times..or turn it up with the cops still there...cop shows up..sees how loud it is...(by that time ur out of the shower?) u say u were singing..they laugh and leave.