Kids: Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

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By Arthur - 07/05/2014 19:16 - United States

Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML

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By Treats For Days - 19/07/2013 13:54 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

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By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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By whytetrash - 02/11/2012 05:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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Mistaken identity

By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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james_logan 19

Wednesday 22 June 2016 11:40

Demand that she give you her daughter to show her how irrational she is

Monday_funday 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 11:37

Wow. That is just some stand up parenting being done by your neighbour....

Comments

da_epic_failman 7

Thursday 7 July 2016 20:02

Did you do it?

fantasyworld 37

Monday 18 July 2016 0:40

Keep a close eye on your dog.

imacatt 12

Friday 22 July 2016 3:44

Hey guys op here and 1st I still have my dog and the kid actually got a golden retriever the next week. 2nd is that her mom literally buys her anything she want since she's a only child.

TheYorkieOfDoom 8

Thursday 27 October 2016 12:11

What a poor dog. It doesn't deserve that kid

Snoutsoup 7

Tuesday 9 August 2016 1:33

What a bitch

lb1992 5

Saturday 13 August 2016 1:54

You should've said: "Why does she need another dog, you're already a bitch!" Explanation: (Pun being that bitch is also a female dog)

lidlesspocklejar 3

Sunday 25 September 2016 0:16

time to put dog poop in several bags and throw them at her car (:

anonymouskatliz 7

Monday 26 September 2016 5:16

As a kid I used my birthday money to buy one of those FurReal dogs that you can walk. I was walking it up the street and the neighbour girl asked to try it. I didn't want her to wreck it so I said no. Her mom got mad at me and I hid in my closet and cried.