Miscellaneous: Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the...

By Boo - 14/07/2011 08:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

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By bumpinthenight - 20/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML

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The future is bleak

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 10:00

Today, I just bought my own house after divorcing my wife of 30 years. We'd been childless by her choice, and as I stood in my new living room, looking at the emptiness, I couldn’t help the feeling I just bought a 2-storey, £125,000 coffin that I’ll one day die alone and be buried in. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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Our house

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 19:22 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML

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By notenoughunderwearintheworld - 21/07/2013 20:54 - South Africa - Durban

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By mdsfkljsfsdrewr - 03/06/2014 19:01 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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By hometown blues - 26/06/2019 20:30

Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML

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GHOSTS!

By fml_anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to spend a depressingly long time convincing my 29-year-old husband that our house isn't haunted and that the door slammed shut because it was windy outside. I repeat, "29-year-old husband" and "haunted". It's like I'm married to a child. FML

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By Wolf145 - 11/10/2012 05:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a haunted house opened up next to my restaurant and they've gotten into the habit of scaring me as I'm cleaning up at night. They stay open for another month. FML

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letiflor 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 15:46

lol just get the house blessed 0:)

orangeduck 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 15:47

If food began to dance in the air then I would be scared.

Comments

silverskul1 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 9:20

stupid ******* catholics ghosts arent real go pray to jesus's mom faggits your going to hell for that shes a false idol! maybe you'll see a ghost in hell

Snorlax_Snarf 10

Monday 11 June 2012 6:18

Nothing I could tell you would make you not scared. Invite some friends 2 live with you...?

Momo_Moonlight 25

Tuesday 5 March 2013 7:50

Grow up and stop believing in stuff that isn't real.

Tressa1982 18

Thursday 21 November 2013 12:28

Isn't the realtor supposed to disclose that type of information before buying the house?

cwl727 32

Thursday 24 April 2014 1:56

don't real estate agents have to tell you if somebody was killed in the house.

ironheart98 14

Friday 10 October 2014 12:16

That stuffs not real anyways

SeaJade22 9

Saturday 28 March 2015 17:01

If that really happened then the realtor should've told you. You can sue for that.

xylanthrax 18

Wednesday 6 May 2015 21:21

you will only feel his presence sometimes if you're able to, but he will not be able to do anything since he is, you know, dead. So i have no idea why you're scared.