By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
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PinkieKeen 20

Well hey; maybe when he's famous, he'll be all like "I gotta give it up to my neighbor for giving me recognition on FML."

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dave5124 7

At least he didn't start playing the bagpipes

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sharksfan48 13

Haha the account name makes this FML so much better. I recommend blasting your own music to show who's the boss of your neighborhood.

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mrmarylin2you 4

I read this and thought it would be a lot funnier if OP put raper instead of rapper.

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agonydrum 7

Could be worse he could have become a raper

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RedPillSucks 31

wrap him up in tin foil or rap him in the face with a coke bottle.

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Kn0wledge123 21

Judging by your screen name, I'm assuming he sucks. Is he a suburban kid with a nice big house and talks about "grabbing the heckler" and "blasting the chrome"? Lmaoo

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WitchyWife667 5

Actually it's more like "killing it Abercrombie and Fitch style" and chillin at Starbucks drinking my latte" yup sounds about right.

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Kn0wledge123 21

White & nerdyyyyyy

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SApprentice 34

Throw on some Jack Johnson or Michael Franti, or something orchestral. Blast it as loud as you can in the general direction of his house. Do so for ten or fifteen minutes, then shut it off. Repeat every time he starts trying to rap. He should take the hint.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I heard his cat decided to be a rapper too. His name is Wiska Lifa.

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AndrewLinares 2

How in the world is this "FML" I mean really?

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carminecris89 13

Try having your roommate decide that. I had to listen to it all morning (until 6 in the morning). My roommate also filmed music videos, and would edit them all day...the same song over and over. You got off easy.

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