Miscellaneous: Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML - FML

By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML

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By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 07:30 - United States

Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML

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PinkieKeen 20

Monday 17 September 2012 9:10

Well hey; maybe when he's famous, he'll be all like "I gotta give it up to my neighbor for giving me recognition on FML."

dave5124 7

Monday 17 September 2012 9:10

At least he didn't start playing the bagpipes

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woeisme134 0

Monday 17 September 2012 20:54

Start blasting showtunes out of speakers directed towards his house, and if he ever has a cookout, blast songs from "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"

outoftown 26

Monday 17 September 2012 22:35

OP, as banal as they sound, there are the old standbys: check the lease terms about noise, and local ordinances about noise/nusiance. Talk to the landlord if there's a lease violation, and to the cops if there are ordinance violations. Best of luck. Hope your ears don't bleed.

secret_ninja_gal 12

Monday 17 September 2012 23:00

you should consider moving away...

ipoopinshoes 2

Monday 17 September 2012 23:13

Well is he any good?

Arrawyn 12

Tuesday 18 September 2012 0:39

Sounds like fun.

mrperspire 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 2:29

It probably won't last. Everybody thinks they can rap.

bobevanssucks 2

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:39

Haha I read that wrong at first...

FML_14u2c 14

Tuesday 18 September 2012 5:11

How does your neighbor becoming a rapper have any effect on you?

twloha94 9

Tuesday 18 September 2012 5:22

At least he didn't become Justin Bieber.

daps29 11

Tuesday 18 September 2012 5:33

Probably my brother

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