Miscellaneous: Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party,...

By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By madamefuxalittle - 08/07/2014 20:52 - United States - Stratford

Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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Michael903 18

Sunday 8 September 2013 18:50

Tell her to quit acting like a boob!

Voij 16

Sunday 8 September 2013 18:50

Look at the positive side: Free whale-watching-entertainment at your pool party!

Comments

UberNova 18

Sunday 8 September 2013 18:53

She did this at a pool party? I'm assuming your spouse was there, why did he/she not say something too?

AverageJoey 18

Sunday 8 September 2013 18:53

You should have directed everyones attention to her and yelled beached whale.

ifavela89 13

Sunday 8 September 2013 18:55

This sounds gross didn't your husband say anything?

StiffPvtParts 43

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:36

Why do you assume OP is gay? xD

Treveyon56 14

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:38

OP is the husband so I think you mean wife. Unless gay marriage is legal where he is.

rememberkids 14

Sunday 8 September 2013 20:18

Gay spouses can still have Mothers-in-law.

Faff 20

Sunday 8 September 2013 21:59

I'm sorry if this sounds stupid, but I thought gay marriage was legal in the USA?

Justice_Beaver 13

Sunday 8 September 2013 22:02

Only in some states like California.

DntLookBack 29

Monday 9 September 2013 4:07

I believe we have 13 states where gay marriage is legal now.

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:01

In-laws know just how to make the breast impression...

naznafeathers 22

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:07

Wow. How very unnecessarily disturbing. She must be really comfortable in her body...

grumpybr 13

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:42

Or she wanted to piss him off so badly she just didn't care.

challan 19

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:10

Not quite the milf by the pool you were looking for, huh?

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:12

Imagine if she decided to do a cannon-ball. With Florida's elevation, I don't think we'd survive such an event.

SMHsohard 22

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:12

Your house, your rules. Where was your wife in all this? If she doesn't have your back on this kind of obviously rude, challenging behavior, then there are going to be bigger problems down the road.