By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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tehman117 21

If your girlfriend would dump you over that I'd say "good riddance

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Pink185054 16

1.Get a restraining order on the crazy ex-girlfriend 2.Find a new gf that trusts you 3.Good Luck

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IamHercules 24

When it comes to girlfriends and EX's you are guilty until proven innocent. FYL

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sophiehelen 32

Over a smiley face? That's a joke. His most recent ex has issues and he's well rid of her

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FemskyD 26

Sounds like you have a baddd taste in gf's. Probably better off without both of them!

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willyjac 17

We coulda been something, but you are one crazy ass BITCH! - Chris Tucker

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redstone7693 29

if your gf would break up with you over that shit then **** her, all she did was jump to conclusions

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kaitiekief 12

Ever think maybe she was cheated on in a previous relationship, and didn't want to go through the pain again? Getting cheated on by someone you thought was loyal and faithful to you makes you like that.

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mt631 18

She still has no reason to believe OP cheated and even if she was cheated on in the past, it isn't OP's fault. She should trust him unless he proves he isn't trustworthy.

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laden_swallow09 34

Again, 34, jumping to conclusions. If you're going to look for every trivial thing in your current significant other to excuse yourself for immediately accusing him of cheating, then make a big deal over nothing, you are going to be alone for the rest of your life. Not just single, alone. Hit a nerve?

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demonfacee 14

Looks like it's time for a retraining order, and find a better girlfriend.

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PennyLane27 32

He needs "retrained" on how to choose a girlfriend! But a reStraining order would be great for the ex!

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McNikk 15

Your new ex is crazy too. Stop dating crazy people.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Get a Restraining Order and maybe a gun license. Better have and hopefully not need than need and not have.

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ZannityZan 13

Dammit, I accidentally clicked YDI - you really didn't, though! That's a crazy situation! Your girlfriend is mad for jumping to conclusions like that. And your ex sounds really creepy... definitely get a restraining order against her. Good luck, OP!

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