By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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tehman117 21

If your girlfriend would dump you over that I'd say "good riddance

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Pink185054 16

1.Get a restraining order on the crazy ex-girlfriend 2.Find a new gf that trusts you 3.Good Luck

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vikky538 28

There is no way this ":)" seems like "69"...why would your ex think you slept with your Exex...

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lRain 6

I think your gf was crazier than your ex for dumping you over something so uncertain. As a woman, I will never understand some women. :/

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clickme 17

Bitches be crazy bro. Yet life goes on

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davincidasecond 24

You have a crazy ex, and your then-current gf dumped you over a smiley face ... I hope you see some sort of pattern here op. Regardless, FYL.

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buddysboy9 11

Devious! There must have been months of planning behind this move

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ligerzero459 24

You're obviously better off without your most recent ex. If she's willing to dump you without speaking with you, she wasn't mature enough for a serious relationship anyway

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itcomesinthrees 10

Well, on the positive side she sounds like the dumb and suspicious type so maybe you are better off? My husband has a crazy ex and she used to do similar things when he and I started dating, although she took it a step further and left weird cryptic letters in my mailbox.

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