Miscellaneous: Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing... - FML

By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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You deserved it 72 302

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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You deserved it 155

By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 029

You deserved it 4 683

It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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You deserved it 433

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 140

You deserved it 335

By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 650

You deserved it 2 231

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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You deserved it 4 921

By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 388

You deserved it 5 332

Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 12 417

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 383

You deserved it 44 843

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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You deserved it 64 338

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ddddddddg 9

Wednesday 3 April 2013 9:18

'Stewies' voice' "so someone likes to play a little dress up? That's always fun.…"

gracehi 31

Wednesday 3 April 2013 9:18

That's what locks are for, "Bro."

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waltjrimmer 6

Thursday 4 April 2013 6:19

Hey man, to each their own. But, uh, you might want to lock the door next time. Yeah...

sukeforth 9

Thursday 4 April 2013 7:07

Sounds like someone likes crossdressing!

Fortune510 3

Thursday 4 April 2013 8:43

I can't press the "I agree, your life sucks button" or the "You deserve it".... I just hope u were able to help your brother through a possibly traumatizing situation (getting caught by his brother) and show him that there's nothing wrong and u have his back.

lanicookie 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 14:00

That must've been awkward to buy...

kirb2154 3

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:10

dude looks like a ladayyy!

whatswithwendy 5

Thursday 4 April 2013 23:01

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

nikolkaw 9

Friday 5 April 2013 0:10

Whose panties...? Lol

rainbowninjad 4

Friday 5 April 2013 3:45

There's nothing to be ashamed of. :)

amifaiyaz 12

Friday 5 April 2013 16:35

If this was the other way around, this would not be an fml. Sad.

amifaiyaz 12

Friday 5 April 2013 16:38

If this was the other way around, this would not be an fml. Sad.

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