By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
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hghrider123456 9

Looks like its time to buy another night stand....

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Zomg_Okay 26

The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.

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Comments

_googlegirl_ 5

Ok hey I'm new to FML.... can someone please explain to me why everyone is so positive in the comments?

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Welshite 39

We aren't upbeat about anything. We actually hate everything, but pretend to be nice to OP while secretly thinking of her demise.

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Wakachulak 22

Because if you say what you really think, you get your comment buried.

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Zomg_Okay 26

27 - It's because we're all warm and fuzzy. 31 - Only if what you really think is idiotic.

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TheDrifter 23

We generally give OP the benefit of the doubt. If they say something wasn't their fault we go with it, for lack of evidence to the contrary. Besides, if you're a prick to everyone, why would they keep sharing funny/embarrassing stories with you?

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BrIEB1590 7

Uhhh don't you just hate when that happens!! Awkward!!

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MymB612 14

Tell him he needs to meet Ms.RealityCheck first.

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crzyknt 9

As much as it sounds like you must've did something good its the complete opposite; you f*cked up hard. Just saying..

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

Run. Just run. A fling of mine told everyone we knew that we were going to the UK together to spend Christmas with his family. Some people are just crazy.

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NodakN8V 25

Inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis. Your screwed.

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