Miscellaneous: Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself...

By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 05:21 - United States

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

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By steakgoesmoooo - 16/05/2023 00:00

Today, I put my perfectly-broiled steak portion in the microwave to keep it from the cats while it rested. I accidentally hit "cook" instead of "timer". My perfect rare steak is now almost perfectly half-leather and half-charcoal. FML

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By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Anonymous - 19/09/2021 00:30 - Australia - Mypolonga

Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Uh-SLEEP - 11/12/2020 03:01 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By steven - 24/01/2013 05:16 - United States - Orinda

Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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Saturday 25 February 2012 11:53

Dude steaks need to be grilled at a BBQ!

GenaALazer 22

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:53

wtf? I have never heard about an oven like that.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:20

extra crispy!

MigraineurOfLife 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:46

Oven gone rogue!

babyshaft408 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:44

Y r u cooking steaks in an oven

SeemsToFail 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:58

I hate how ovens lock when they clean and theres no way to stop it

lauraaaaaa_fml 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 0:05

You can get ovens that clean themselves?!?!! OMG WHERE?????????

zm0nster 2

Tuesday 24 April 2012 18:31

Erm... any oven that you buy nowadays is self cleaning.

lionandthelamb61 9

Sunday 26 February 2012 0:19

Um, what?

aliserboi97 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:13

its the rise of the machines run for your life

HarleyJM 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:14

That's the ovens way of saying, "this belongs on a barbecue"

thunter2000 2

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:37

Sounds like the oven thought you might have wanted beef jerky rather then a steak.

nevergetsfirst 11

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:40

did it taste good???

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