Miscellaneous: Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 05:21 - United States

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

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By steakgoesmoooo - 16/05/2023 00:00

Today, I put my perfectly-broiled steak portion in the microwave to keep it from the cats while it rested. I accidentally hit "cook" instead of "timer". My perfect rare steak is now almost perfectly half-leather and half-charcoal. FML

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By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2021 00:30 - Australia - Mypolonga

Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Uh-SLEEP - 11/12/2020 03:01 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By steven - 24/01/2013 05:16 - United States - Orinda

Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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imp4ct 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:53

Dude steaks need to be grilled at a BBQ!

GenaALazer 22

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:53

wtf? I have never heard about an oven like that.

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sweetpea41800 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:55

We'll at least you know that they're clean ;) lol

themattfufu 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:58

Why are you baking steaks? D:

nickwick 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:59

You cook steak in the oven?..

obsydian_fml 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:12

The oven just heats itself super hot to kill off nasty things that may be inside it. Hope you like your steaks black and your house smelling of burnt meat. Sorry OP!

llaman1gguhl4ugh 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:18

why do you cook your steak in the oven LOL............................................

ChuckNorrisBeard 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:31

Look on the bright side...at least you weren't cooking Kobe steaks.

williamcarter93 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:37

How the hell have you people not heard of cooking steaks in the oven?

berossm 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:38

Steak in a oven!?!? Clearly you don't deserve steak if you think that is close to acceptable. The oven did what it had to do.

CyNommy 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:44

Baking steaks? Maybe not allowed to have/use a grill?

Kacieem 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:45

Are you sure you didnt mistake your dishwasher for your oven...?

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