By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
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mom2pen 4

At least your little brother didn't pee on it.

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WCARlover 34

But be thankful you had a fire extinguisher...without it you could've lost your whole house

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margie2194 12

That's unfortunate! Ruined perfectly good food! :( I hope you weren't baking cupcakes because that'll be utterly saddening.

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sleepindevil 15

At least it was just your oven. Could have been worse

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zakkyzebra 11

Like a house... Or a town... Oh how I love fire....

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Right_Click 12

It's okay. It was probably muffins, which everyone knows are vastly inferior to cupcakes.

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waswashere 0

36- for some crunchiness, check the cat litter box. I heard there's chocolate in there too!

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BayleeWasHere 1

36- That kinda sounds good. What am I saying?!?!?!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

*slowly stops biting cinnamon muffin* *feels sad at being the minority* :(

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Zeppelin1969 5

You should have had your little brother pee on it instead.

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waswashere 0

60- you're a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington

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margie2194 12

If you seriously own a monocle. My panties just dropped. Lol...

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jaredjudd21 2

#62 it's funny because I said that

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Minx108 12

Wait, wait, wait! If you were really a duke you'd be 'your grace' Misfit, you're not even an earl since you're not a 'Lord' Misfit! ! Your just a deceitful Mr! Away with the monocle you imposter! *Sigh* I really shouldn't know the titles of 18th century noblemen :(

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asoptavlo14 6

Mrmisfit don't make me lure you and then I've barrage you.

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zakkyzebra 11

Gah. Getting ancients is such a drag. I stick with snag and entangle then use my range/def tank to take him out. Er... I mean I LOVE FOOTBALL....

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Meowingtons500 18

Sorry, I meant to say grammar and spelling but silly me accidentally pressed send. ._. I will now go sit in the box of shame.

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WCARlover 34

At least you didn't write "so does you're grammar" xD

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zakkyzebra 11

Or "grammer"... Grr...

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zakkyzebra 11

No... Just.... No.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

58- Do what I do, post every comment you are going to make into Microsoft Word and if there's no green squiggly line under it it's good to go.

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YtotsDI 0

Me, I just let me 5 years old cuzin to tipe my comments :D Oh god that hurt to type 0.0

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mom2pen 4

At least your little brother didn't pee on it.

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Stormdriven37 6

Don't hate on him.

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xSonic 9

I did. It made me feel better. Thank you for shooting an arrow to my knee. I'm now no longer a troll. Ah shit, I'm a hypocrite....

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Eiregal2 10

Ok seriously what's this arrow and knee thing? Please explain

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StoryOfTheYear 14

*loud whispering voice* Goooooogle Goooooooooooogle

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YtotsDI 0

I prefer electric toothbrushes for ************. :)

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WCARlover 34

But be thankful you had a fire extinguisher...without it you could've lost your whole house

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RinaVampire31 18

WCARlover, you're really pretty and have good taste in music :)

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RinaVampire31 18

WCARlover, you're really pretty and have good taste in music :)

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iamyourgod 3

How? The food inside the oven was on fire. She may have had a smokey house without it, but I highly doubt the metal oven is going to catch fire.

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iomnomnomux3 0

i need to take some of what you're taking,

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margie2194 12

Clearly he's on coke! Do you not see his profile picture?!

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iomnomnomux3 0

although, i never asked what he was taking. :b

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YtotsDI 0

#77 I have just the concoction. He takes every morning for breakfast 1 large Whiff of a unicorns glittery toots 4 deep fried scales of the Lochness monster 1 tooth from the Troll (meme) And a scoop of vanilla or chocolate ice-cream to wash it all down. Wish to know what he has for lunch?

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littlegold 7

True that! It could have been a lot worse...

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uhmkeil 6

YDI for being a shitty cook.

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WCARlover 34

Everyone has moments they forget stuff, don't be so harsh :p

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uhmkeil 6

Yes, everyone has their "moments" where they **** up, but you have to be a bad cook to start your oven on fire.

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uhmkeil 6

It's "eh," not "ey" And I never said I was a master chef of sorts. It's common sense.

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tehrealone 6

Actually it can go both ways :)

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iomnomnomux3 0

i don't care how it is? shit happens & mistakes are made.

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xSonic 9

9.......I would call you a b****, but you seem like the type of person that would find me and throw your bloody tampon down my butthole

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iDerp 3

Be careful everyone. We got a badass over here.

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mirag 0

Op should have read the instruction manual.

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GingerKid14 3

At least you were prepared. Sucks, but could have been worse!

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flockz 19

at least you didn't have to piss in your oven.

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flockz 19

what's up number 3 didn't see you there.... *takes walk of shame*

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GoW_Chick 14

Aww it's okay you get points for effort :)

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