Miscellaneous: Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 05:21 - United States

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

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By steakgoesmoooo - 16/05/2023 00:00

Today, I put my perfectly-broiled steak portion in the microwave to keep it from the cats while it rested. I accidentally hit "cook" instead of "timer". My perfect rare steak is now almost perfectly half-leather and half-charcoal. FML

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By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2021 00:30 - Australia - Mypolonga

Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Uh-SLEEP - 11/12/2020 03:01 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By steven - 24/01/2013 05:16 - United States - Orinda

Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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imp4ct 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:53

Dude steaks need to be grilled at a BBQ!

GenaALazer 22

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:53

wtf? I have never heard about an oven like that.

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madsocktm 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:11

sure you put the steaks in the oven not the dishwasher!

ncktyu 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:24

Never heard of a self cleaning oven

XxAubreyLuvxX 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:45

Bahah I didn't even know that ovens could clean themselves...

daeshon222 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:22

Why are you BAKING steaks....

MandieL 27

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:31

Who the hell bakes a steak? That's like boiling chicken

ejones1991 0

Monday 27 February 2012 8:22

Boiled chicken is actually very tender and cooks it quickly

MandieL 27

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:05

Gag me lol. I hate boiled chicken!

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:21

Future reference, pull it out unplug it unlock it plug it back in push it back in continue cooking and enjoy your burnt oven cooked steaks. You'd burn them anyways because you already don't know that steaks don't go in an oven.

meltingsun 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 1:52

Ever heard of broiling a steak? It must be sad to live in such a small bubble.

tugman53 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:25

u bake Ur steak. really your an op alright. that's what u get.

darkinners 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:40

so I guess you use blender to make stew too?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:54

What a waste of wonderful, juicy steak! Sad day.

barbiegirl619 15

Sunday 26 February 2012 5:14

My family and I cook our steaks in the oven sometimes, they don't taste as bad as everyone thinks. Some of you guys need to take a chill pill.

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