By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
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Sierra_Rose_1 4

its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .

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exil5 2

Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.

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chisty87 16

I've heard that there is and have seen a lot of dumbass people but your husband gets the gold medal for it...

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robohobosapien 5

sounds like he's just as paranoid as my younger brother, and he's 18. FYL and mine...

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SkepticalMiss 5

YDI for being stupid enough to marry him.

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183933 6

Your husband needs to get a grip on reality... Next he won't let you change or bath your son because it would involve you touching another man:/

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skyeyez9 24

Next he will demand you change your son's diaper blindfolded because "It is wrong for you, a married woman, to see another male's genitalia."

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alsknu 7

You NEED to divorce that man NOW!!!

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thundergirl_fml 2

I've heard of overly jealous men doing that to their wives before after having a male child. So sad :(

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