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By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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By DepressedMama - 26/01/2022 12:00 - United States - Kula

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By Ew?Really? - 04/08/2014 05:42 - United States - Montrose

Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML

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By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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By put your money where your milkmakers are - 28/02/2022 13:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 22:00

Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML

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Sierra_Rose_1 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:54

its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .

exil5 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:55

Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.

Comments

donut_gurl 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:18

wow, that's the most rediculous thing i have ever heard! My boyfriend is very jealous, but he let's me (and enocouranges) breastfeed our son!

donut_gurl 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:54

I mean he's jealous of other things, not the baby breastfeeding.

pengin 13

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:11

For one, spell-check is your friend and secondly, thinking people care to hear about your boyfriend who seems to have jealousy issues does not make this the case.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 8 July 2012 5:22

If you can only breastfeed your child because your boyfriend "lets" you, then your relationship has serious problems.

uglycrow 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:19

Pack your bags girl..

holdenthemonkey 3

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:20

Babe.... I can't believe you are airing our dirty laundry out on FML!?! I am so against this but if you are going to this, I'm not going to let the world think I am some father jealous of our son breastfeeding. Our son is four and a half, he walks up to you and asks to be fed. He can undress you! He can undo your bra with one hand quicker than I can. Doesn't it hurt he has a full set of teeth? He can practically walk to the fridge and pour himself a glass of milk!! If you want to throw punches here, how about stop drinking so much. The reason he is probably still hooked on your milk is because it's tainted with Guinness and Jamison! You are making our son an alcoholic! Instead of bringing juice boxes to kindergarten, he will be bringing his flask..bitch I'm not jealous, it's inappropriate at his age, just tell the whole story and not make me look like an ass to the world. We will talk about this more when you get home; and please hurry, junior must be getting thirsty for you, he is trying to open another can of coors light. -TJ

fizzamj 6

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:33

Is that really the husband lol

alycion 38

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:40

Doubtful since op states newborn and mr bored added 4 and a half years to the kids life. Points for trying I guess.

Cartera 10

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:47

What?

morgan020 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:30

I know you are being funny however I just want to point out that the world health organization recommends breastfeeding for as long as 5-6 years of age. And until at least the age of 2...Now the alcohol on the other hand not so much :)