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By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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By DepressedMama - 26/01/2022 12:00 - United States - Kula

Today, my husband and mother started supplementing my newborn son with formula, because they are such control freaks and don't like my son getting attached to me. He was doing very well while exclusively breastfed according to the doctor. But it looks like my happiness or my son's well-being is of zero importance. FML

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By Ew?Really? - 04/08/2014 05:42 - United States - Montrose

Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML

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By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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By put your money where your milkmakers are - 28/02/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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Mind your own *******

By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 22:00

Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML

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Sierra_Rose_1 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:54

its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .

exil5 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:55

Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.

Comments

xSheaa 7

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:57

I love your username. Fits perfectly.

NippleHead 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:57

What? Is he joking? That's absolutely ridiculous. It's his son, oh my god.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:59

Tell him you're the one who had the kid inside of you for nine motherfuckin' months, dammit, and you will feed the child from whichever breast you prefer! :P

sammySamantha 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:11

FLUTTERSHY!!

Cartera 10

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:28

Really?

hockeyoceancity 13

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:31

I bet he was jeolous the baby was in OP for 9 months at all times and he wasn't.

lysx84 24

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:59

Having some trouble understanding the views of those voting "you deserved it".

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:04

Trolls or douchebags, or a mixture of the two.

FMLshark 12

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:13

"You deserve it for being a dirty **** and letting your infant child suck your nipples." - Those with the same unfortunate mindset as the OP's husband.

oneFUCKINword 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:59

I'd say it's because she allowed this moron to impregnate her in the first place.. I feel sorry for the child... OP's partner is aware the whole reason females have boobs, is to feed their kids right? I'm lost for words to describe how utterly idiotic OP's husband is.

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 7 July 2012 9:28

The fact that she's stayed with an idiot is my guess. I vote a mix. She deserves it for staying this long, but **** her life before not knowing soon enough.

glassarmy 1

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:00

Leave him! If that's how he is now it's not going to get any better.

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:02

Yes leave the father figure because he's jealous. Let the mother struggle with the kid herself. **** logic and reasoning right? OP could at least talk to her husband about it first.

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:50

17, breakups or divorces are last resorts, not first. If the husband's idiocy is utterly unmanageable, and they've exhausted every option, then it's on the table. Especially in a case where a child is involved, one can't make that sort of decision arbitrarily. |the kid|

sadistmonkey 19

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:20

I'm not normally one to advocate divorce but being jealous of your own newborn son for doing something that is completely natural seems a bit extreme to me. Chances are, this is not the only instance of crazy that he's shown. If the OP has the means to divorce both in terms of the cost of divorce and in terms of raising her son on a single income, then she should do so.