Love: Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message...

By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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By jake - 10/01/2021 18:02 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

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sxe_beast 11

Monday 5 September 2011 0:06

"Paranoid wreck of a girlfriend" Why are you still with her?

Twisted_Angel 17

Monday 5 September 2011 0:17

I'm curious, because I know when I text message my mom, it says "mom" on top of the message. do you have your mom in your phone under her name? because I'll tell ya, as a woman, if I saw my boyfriend get a text like that and it had a woman's name above it, I would be pretty upset too. Especially if I didn't know his mom's name.

Comments

Lenho 26

Monday 5 September 2011 5:34

YDI for not having the contact as Mom and for having such a psycho for girlfriend.

denvan 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:38

My Ex girlfriend pulled that on me and dumped her in a heart beat

deadrising084 1

Monday 5 September 2011 6:19

Honestly it could be a way op may act towards other women. Like op could be flirtatous towards other girls. Of course this is just an idea cuz well never know the answer. But I feel ya op!!! FYL

KasaraEm13 12

Monday 5 September 2011 6:29

Dude, I think that's your cue to run. I mean, if she's running off and not talking to you because of a text message from your mom... yeah, I don't think I need to say more actually. Just run before it gets worse.

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Monday 5 September 2011 6:37

break up with her ! it's definitely not worth stressing out about :)

SadinSherman 16

Monday 5 September 2011 7:08

At least now you can have some peace

jill1981 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:34

Ummm yeah... Why wasn't the text titled 'Mom' you douche?

bumpinthenight 10

Monday 5 September 2011 7:43

How come she doesn't know your moms name? Just saying maybe that might've solved your issue there

LilysTillie 7

Monday 5 September 2011 10:03

Sounds like a blessing in disguisd to me, she's nuts! Why are you not referring to her as your ex?? That seems a little too high drama for me. But why doesn't your girlfriend know your mom's name.

flamesandashes 0

Monday 5 September 2011 12:32

You totally deserved it mate. Should have saved your mom's contact as 'mom' and not her name,plus as your gf,she should at least know your mom's name.