Miscellaneous: Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos....

By unholy shit - 23/01/2012 22:33 - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

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By amazed - 18/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Frisco

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

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You deserved it 4 649

By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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You deserved it 6 689

By ihatemyparents - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

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You deserved it 2 734

By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 18:56 - United States - Roanoke

Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML

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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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You deserved it 13 315

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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You deserved it 39 715

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

What are 'Juggalos'? :(

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:14

Sure. Let's go with that, #39.

Comments

xDefiant 4

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:21

That's a fad now? Dear Lord..

Regmeister 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:23

Punch them! Hard! And tell them you're done clowning around...

mikeyc729 3

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:28

Juggalo's aren't a "fad". They've been around for over 15 years. Great FML though!

yourmofo 6

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:29

I'm from the Detroit area and that is sooo 1992.

constipatedlady 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:15

Damn lag!

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:30

Jump on board and become one too.

desireev 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:30

Trunk full of Faygo. Car full of fat chicks! Hocus Pocus!! Just kiddin'.. Don't worry, OP.. They'll get tired of 'The Family' and 'Homies' constantly borrowing money from them!

pinkredneck30 2

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:17

Spot on! Everyone that I have met can't keep a job and constantly "barrow" all the time. Never attempting to have a real life. It's all a "joke" to them!