Miscellaneous: Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos....

By unholy shit - 23/01/2012 22:33 - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

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By amazed - 18/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Frisco

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By ihatemyparents - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

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You deserved it 2 734

By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 18:56 - United States - Roanoke

Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML

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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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You deserved it 39 715

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

What are 'Juggalos'? :(

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:14

Sure. Let's go with that, #39.

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ZakAttack21 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:32

They wanna have family bonding!

yscpunkchick 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:33

on another note though, my sister got one of their phone numbers so she gave it to me and my friend prank called him. Best phone call EVER!

mizzjuggalette 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:41

whoop whoop **** that im dwn for life

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:49

Psssst, Island, he said "hipster", not hippie.

krazylette 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:50

WHOOP WHOOP

moop256 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:07

One has a gun that shoots potatoes and the other has a gun that shoots turnips

Diabetic_Macc 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:16

Juggalo4LyfeNigggaaa

hatchet27 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:19

Haha nice, no shame in being a juggalo. I love the band and the meaning, you'll just never see me wearing what they all wear haha

xXxHalfGonexXx 6

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:20

Whoop whoop

krazylette 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:25

WHOOP WHOOP

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Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

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Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML

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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML

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Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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