Miscellaneous: Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos....

By unholy shit - 23/01/2012 22:33 - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

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By amazed - 18/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Frisco

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By ihatemyparents - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 18:56 - United States - Roanoke

Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML

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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

What are 'Juggalos'? :(

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:14

Sure. Let's go with that, #39.

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milfagawea 7

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:26

Whoop whoop

JAIDENANDMATTHEW 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:28

Not dissin in juggalos but i just picture my parents becoming them ... thats weird... your parents are posers

Juggalettelover 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:30

Im a dame juggalette for life. DONT hate me cause i love the wicked clowns

cajunjynx 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:31

Lol at 35 not using a single punctuation mark in her ramble.

arielzbkny 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:32

Umm what?

Dead_Bunny213 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:33

Whoop whoop!!

whiteranger 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:34

Seriously y do u think juggalos are bad im one

Juggalettelover 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:41

WHOOP WHOOP

desireev 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:49

There's no hate to the family. Just imagine your parents becoming one!

moop256 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:40

But seriously theisland was just being sarcastic why is everyone thumbing him down? I thought it was funny.

rams11player 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:41

Haha workaholics!

jessimica642 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 7:12

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mistertodd 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:49

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Same thing different taste

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