By junko - 18/11/2015 01:44 - United States - Tyngsboro

Today, my parents found out that my younger brother has been smoking pot. As his punishment, he can't be home alone anymore. And apparently, I'm now his full-time babysitter since I "don't have a life anyway." FML
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You deserved it 2 047

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junko_fml 21

Hey, everyone! OP here. After this happened, my parents enforced the rule for barely a day before they realized how stupid it was and how impossible it is to enforce. My brother (who is 18, by the way) ended up finding loopholes in every punishment that they gave him afterwards, while I lived my life of freedom. Thanks for your advice, guys; I enjoyed reading your comments!

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Top comments

Sinmaker8888 4

tell your parents you won't care if he smokes again then they will most likely find a different alternative to babysit him

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thecouchisalive 20

Smoke together. Won't be so boring when you're home.

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Comments

darkaxx 9

Just tell them you have other things to do and they should be the ones parenting not you.

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torn616 7

That might work, or you might get smacked up side the head and told to smarten up. Family is a collective effort.

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Stiggy626 25

We'll if he's 18 and the younger brother, op doesn't really have to do shit

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Sinmaker8888 4

tell your parents you won't care if he smokes again then they will most likely find a different alternative to babysit him

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MrPotatoFace 9

#23 I don't get why OP is mad. he will be home most of the time, so there is no point of arguing. the little time he isn't home, his brother will most likely not smoke.

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DomiLove 26

Or they'll punish OP for not doing what they're supposed to do.

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coatl45 11

So you wouldn't be mad if someone said you didn't have a life? Wow. I've never met someone as tolerant and forgiving as you. ?

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a3gab 17

Family can't live with them can't live without them:p but seriously though talk to your parents op it's not fair for you

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OSMC 10

yet my personal tormentors cant understand why i want to go to college on the other side of an ocean

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bandaidstations 28

You most certainly can live without them if you surround yourself with the right people. Family doesn't always = blood relatives. My friends are the best family I've ever had, my relatives on the other hand...they can suck a duck.

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higgysaurus 18

#32 do you have a specific duck in mind or just any duck will do?

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thecouchisalive 20

Smoke together. Won't be so boring when you're home.

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nityasomaiya 46

Then OP will probably end up with a babysitter for himself as well.

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allykaymorris 24

Maybe he'll share his stash, so you both can enjoy it instead of being miserable!

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Lilo4life 26

A free high sounds like a pretty good payment for babysitting.

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ladycoco8 20

Not if OP doesn't want to smoke weed? It's still not fair for their parents to assume OP doesn't have a life.

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guppygoddess 13

Eating high quality cannabis oil can cure cancer. Do they know that? :)

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Tripartita 44

Great, then they'd just need to give their brother cancer.

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gizmodorner 15

I did not realize you could fit so much bullshit into a sentence

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Since you're being volun-told to do so, they should at least pay you.

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WinterChild 20

Guess you two can just get high together now.

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