By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
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randomthing 22

I like your parents :p

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jazzyjazz23 9

At least they used a good reference, right?

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KiddNYC1O 20

You'reee outta hereee!

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doglover100 28

It is funny and mean.

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Kaityb96 3

Wow, you know you have fun parents when they do this

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picturescrazy 24

I wish I had your parents. Hilarious and clever (:

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greeneye_fml 12

You wish your parents would kick you out of the house on your 18th birthday? Weird.

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shark_girl 9

What's with all the Harry Potter related FMLs? They all go about the same way. I want to know who started this trend.

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kalbrek009 20

Did you spend the last 4 years quoting Harry Potter lines by chance? If so, YDI....otherwise, take it as a hint & count it as a blessing.

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FMLkaiiden 8

Lmao your parents are the shit OP. sorry that it happened, cuz paying rent blows, but if you had to get kicked out, this is the coolest way for it to happen.

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