By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
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randomthing 22

I like your parents :p

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jazzyjazz23 9

At least they used a good reference, right?

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TcheQ 12

I 've read the comments. Still don't get it. I guessyou have to be american to get it ?

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lux0rd 18

Read Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets. Harry frees Dobby the house elf by tricking his master into giving him (Dobby) a sock as a house elf is free and no longer a slave/servant when their master presents them with clothing.

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lux0rd 18

Is it wrong that I found this really funny?

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superbubbles 4

Haha I laughed at this one.

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taurusxdee 10

Best parents ever!

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Bludmagnus 13

Translation: We think that we are being humorously ironic, when in reality we are total douche bags who think there are conditions on parental love.

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