By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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tony1891 22

should have smoked it. at least then it'd be worth getting grounded for.

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xFluttershy 7

I tried smoking weed once when I was a little kid, then I found out that there were two kinds of "weed" and I had the wrong kind.

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LordOfLincoln 6

Your parents shouldn't be allowed to raise children.

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GothicAngel17 24

Why, because they get high on occasion instead of getting blind rotten drunk? You're an idiot.

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LordOfLincoln 6

Both getting high and getting drunk are unacceptable in front of children. It's a bad example and I hope you never have children if you have such low standards. Dirty druggies should be neutered and removed from society. Idiots like you who accept behaviour like this as normal and OK are just as bad.

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DKjazz 20

111- That's really extreme, I think. If you want to become a parent, you can quit weed/alcohol, but you can't if somebody lops your balls off for being a stoner/alcoholic. I don't think kids should be exposed to that sort of behavior, but I just can't condone neutering another human being.

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mintstashinurtea 5

who said they did it in front of thr kids?

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BeThePanda 1

You're assuming that anyone who uses weed is going to be constantly high. That assumption is dead wrong. I know parents who not only smoke weed recreationally, but also run a multimillion dollar business and have raised two very respectful, intelligent children. So don't assume that anyone who uses weed is a "dirty druggie" as you call it.

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LordOfLincoln 6

Weed is an illegal substance. Anyone who uses it recreationally or otherwise is a dirty filthy bastard druggie and doesn't deserve to live with the rest of society. There is no excuse.

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PrincessPesa 20

Lord of Lincoln, please shut the **** UP. You have no idea what you're on about. You're like the Hitler of marijuana. First of all, it is no longer illegal everywhere! Sorry to burst your sad little crap-filled bubble. Anger and stupidity like yours are what ruin societies, not people getting a bit high on something notorious for making one mellow.

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perdix 29

Forget about irony, focus on revenge. Go to your local police station and inquire about the Junior Nark Program, a program for brown-nosing, fascist buzzkills who want to betray their own family. Then, you can snitch on your own parents, you lily-livered, backstabbing Benedict Arnold!

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flashback.miss 28

How old are you anyway, OP? Well, if it was an purely an accidental coincidence that you came across then I cant really say YDI, but if you were actively trying to find drugs then yes, YDI.

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FMLandurstoo 9

Why would you search for drugs in your own house?

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the_true_batman 10

That's what you get for smoking their stash! Forgot to mention that part, didn't you?

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citymayer 7

I guess 16 needs to go find the definition of irony.

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radwanov 14

what's even more ironic is that some people say that you deserve it :P. sorry OP but we don't choose our families

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actingnut 3

hahahahahaha I'm sorry but that's hilarious. I'd love to be in ur position right now lol

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Stark62392 1

I can only imagine lol

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trollingsforfags 0

70- some of that is complete crap, at least the parts about brain cells and cancer. Brain cells and nerve cells don't grow back, ever. Also, marijuana can give you cancer, if you smoke it, as it still hurts lung function if you aren't breathing oxygen.

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horneyhic 15

It doesn't kill brain cells that's alcohol it simply rewires them for a short time and studies have shown that smoking weed alone does not cause a measureable difference in cancer rates

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PresAgent 23

False, brain cells do grow back. http://biology.about.com/od/Brain/p/Regeneration-Of-Brain-Cells.htm You're welcome.

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PrincessPesa 20

Also, I have to say- the air we breathe is hardly pure oxygen. Smog is probably more harmful to us and we take it in constantly.

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WildInTheStreets 5

I think 79 is trying to troll.

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Smurff95 0

It can't give you cancer. If it gave you cancer, it wouldn't be given to people to help with cancer. Dumbass. And it can't kill you either. It's been proven.

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trollingsforfags 0

70- Also, of course crime rates would go down, as there is no crime being commited. What is said withstanding, I believe people should be allowed to do whatever they want with their bodies, such as using drugs.

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