By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML
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Sinamoi 18

Hey, free coloring book and crayons, I don't see the problem.

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gabrielbaby 9

If she still eats off a kids menu, she's too young for you.

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sillyciara 6

Guess you gotta take one for the team.

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iliketurdles 7

What team? Are we playing soccer Hope I don't get picked last.. *crosses fingers and toes*

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bittersweet25 3

Well at least you look young. Be happy about that

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Peach3 1

Be sneaky and take them to restaurants that have no kid's menu! Then just order what is inexpensive.

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killak41 9

Stickin it to the man, one child's meal at a time.

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ibeinpain 5

The children's menu has the best food, OP. You should be glad that they won't make fun of you for ordering from it!

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perdix 29

Take it in stride and tell them if they want to save even more money, they should order off the Seniors' Menu because they both look like The Cryptkeeper.

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cheeseboy77 0

that might possibly make it even worse. OP's parents could put him in a stroller and make him look under 5 years old so it's free. this could start a war.

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perdix 29

Yes, the parents could "go nuclear" and jam the OP back up the mom's ****** and not have to pay for him or her at all!

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cheeseboy77 0

or even back into the dads sperm cell...

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