By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
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cadillacgal79 32

I worry for you that you ask that outta instinct

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pete9913 23

Had to click both. It sucks you can't think before you speak.

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Well, better that, than running away out of "instinct" ;)

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

Your instincts could use a little work. Better to **** up that way with family than an acquaintance, at least.

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_vmgomez 6

just remember to think before you speak

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drunk_crow 12

Why is there more FML's than YDI's? Why does OP's life suck just because he said something stupid?

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Vanessa_Leeann26 17

What?! You're first instinct is to ask who the father is?! Not, how far along are you or do you know the gender yet? Me thinks you watch too much Jerry. Lmao

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sorainu 18

What kind of friends do you have?!

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AssassinD3 19

I will sometimes say stupid stuff like that without thinking, just explain what you meant and hope for the best.

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