By :/ - 05/04/2015 00:44 - United States - Groton

Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML
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ZelmaSlayer 30

Give it to her to show her how selfless you are :)

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Soloman212 28

"Go ahead and eat. I'll just be here.... Watching..." *OP licks lips.*

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ZelmaSlayer 30

Give it to her to show her how selfless you are :)

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flyingmind_fml 17

it's kinda awkward though she may think that he put something in it !!

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Soloman212 28

"Go ahead and eat. I'll just be here.... Watching..." *OP licks lips.*

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usmc_sean 8

at least you can make sure she eats

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CitricAcid 21

Forever alone people will understand the pain you feel... Point is, you're certainly not the only one who goes through these sort of situations, OP. Good luck with the relationship

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Why are people assuming OP is a male?

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DraconicFeline 31

Because there's no reason (so far) to assume otherwise, and it's more statistically likely.

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saxophonegirl97 7

Why is it more likely...? 51% of the population is female...

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russfml 31

Guys usually ask girls over for dinner and generally that means the guys cooking

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Aimeejasmine 15

Such bullshit, there's no way of telling the gender or sexual orientation of OP, let's just leave it as anonymous

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ironmany_fml 23

I actually assumed that OP is femalr until I read the comment

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theperfectchild 13

Nothing wrong with a romantic date out! You can take them home later (;

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Xivion 19

As well as over powered, it depends on context sir ~. ~

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xLIGHTS_fml 23

Means over powered in games, but in forums it means original poster

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Elisabethandrine 29

It's better than me, I always make enough for an army.

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AndyPurdy 31

or you could just give it to him/her and you can go make another dish of the same thing :)

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