Kids: Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I... - FML

By hannahka - 29/08/2014 18:09 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I took it in stride, and reassured them that as far as I'm concerned, they're my true parents. That annoyed them. Apparently the whole thing was a prank for a YouTube video, which I ruined by not crying or freaking out. FML

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DontClickOnMe 28

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:13

Well, how were you supposed to know. That was kind of a mean prank anyway, but you sound like a great kid. =)

ChristianH39 30

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:14

I would say you handled that perfectly

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bals4444 3

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:23

Well I wouldn't cry I would just be kinda shocked

veracruzana922 6

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:41

Is it on YouTube and if so, what is the name of the video?

ValleyHockey12 14

Sunday 31 August 2014 5:44

You try to Be nice to them, and then it's all for a you tube video

Spadoinkle 10

Sunday 31 August 2014 12:47

It's pretty sad that people will sink so low, all for a stupid YouTube video. Your parents are assholes. I'm so glad that you ruined their 15 minutes of fame, although I'm sure they'll try to come up with something else.

Spadoinkle 10

Sunday 31 August 2014 12:52

It's pretty sad that people will sink so low, all for a stupid YouTube video. Your parents are assholes. I'm so glad that you ruined their 15 minutes of fame, although I'm sure they'll try to come up with something else.

paperman84 7

Monday 1 September 2014 4:55

I think your reaction made a better video than what they were expecting. They should love you more for your love and sincerity towards them. Also, I hope they will never put you in this kind of situation again.

Alloytrident 4

Monday 1 September 2014 10:40

do the same to them say you ''ACCIDENTALLY'' spent all their savings to save yourself from the mob

IHazNoUsername 9

Monday 1 September 2014 16:12

I don't really see what is wrong here. But good for you! You ruined a terrible prank that they tried to pull on you! You just have to be more careful around them from now on...

RachaelAnna92 3

Thursday 4 September 2014 12:02

wow your parents suck!

reaxion 25

Sunday 7 September 2014 1:49

Your parents are ******* assholes. You seem to have turned out great though.

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