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By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

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By bee - 23/12/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 02:45 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML

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By IamTheSalt - 25/04/2017 02:00

Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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By TrappedInSchool - 28/07/2018 12:30 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML

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Buckle down

By tryingtobepretty101 - 02/09/2011 16:58 - United States

Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

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By Yocherrypicker - 29/07/2016 01:04

Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML

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Busted

By Kameron - 20/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 16:10

Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.

thisismyname_fml 1

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:11

To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.

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matwin_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:51

#157, you are right, however #158, stfu and lose weight, maybe you and the poster can do it together

phan1 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:16

people have weakness... maybe he/she is really weak at sport thing =/ i've failed too, because i didnt took a test because i was sick at the time and didnt go to school

lesb_lv 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:49

it seems u dont need a new computer, u need more gym classes...

bsellnow 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 14:52

You deserve it. There's only one way to fail gym, and that's by blowing it off and not going to class. If you skipped class, you deserve it.

awalkb 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:31

you are an idiot for failing gym then!

ihpb09 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:04

#151, #152, #154 - i love you guys LOL

SensFan22 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:51

How do you fail gym? you are a waste of life. Stop stealing our oxygen!

tentenjen 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:10

Some gym teachers are seriously mean. My 9th grade teacher NEARLY failed me because I couldn't run the mile under 10 minutes.

ihpb09 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:19

a mile in 10 mins? wow.. whenever i go to the gym i do like a mile and a half in around 20 mins. damn im out of shape.

threegp 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 19:17

yeah buy your own computer lazy ass. how can you possibly fail gym. you must have ditched to actually FAIL gym. And if that is the case, you don't deserve a FREE laptop.